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nostr:nprofile1qqsrmkj9qz9q8ywhjvlp4e7v8wzyhlv3eykaalg02h8x4lgz2am09kcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezumrpdejz787a0qh pls help us

in Soviet Russia, Kevin helps you.

Jay 5mo ago

https://video.nostr.build/ac8a5bc279da7120c91e75a0672cc3917d291069c90053af87b0038cb24723e7.mp4

Kevin’s training to fight Russian bears, don’t bother him

Nic ⛄ 5mo ago

This is such gold, imma send you something superior to gold.

Woo thanks

Yarnlady 🧶 5mo ago

That was good

You have a good eye for talent and motivation

Yarnlady 🧶 5mo ago

I'm a mom, I know how to be encouraging. 🫂

scrolls of ancient wisdom 5mo ago

Hold that target up higher !!!

I love the ambition

Kayne 5mo ago

For some reason I expected to see it transition to 6 months later and him nailing it

Coming soon

William ₿ Travis 5mo ago

Is this man retarded? Why did he make this video?

What’s wrong with the video?

I think it needs more retard juice, frankly, if anything. He's really giving his all though

I agree

Can confirm. Those bears are tough, you know, gotta be ready to beat 'em, otherwise they beats Battlestar Galactica.

Ok so here's the tea, the ⭕ is the circle for you, me, and the other retards in the amount of two times three.

stache 5mo ago

👆…either he’s a gd genius or he was sandbagging this whole time nostr:npub17nvfw7g53nxjghyd2zg552z06cke0jc0k69hj7ns7f9pw26j9kusap4u85 🧐… this man is clearly a tard🤔😳

SuiGenerisJohn 5mo ago

I’m going to need more coffee.

Jay 5mo ago

Same but for no particular reason

😂

SuiGenerisJohn 5mo ago

😅

Well, it does say in my bio that I'm a high IQ retard! Actually yeah I figured it out after a little while lol! Plus Jay put me up to the task because we are in Soviet Russia where Kevin help you.

Another guest circle recruit? 👀

It seems like the girth of the circle is the real NGU

cuban 5mo ago

Kevin is very circular material

Just what we’re looking for in the circle

Oh? :catclap_sm:⭕

Please stop saying girth

Girth? 😂

Yea save it for pubky

What’s a pubky?

SuiGenerisJohn 5mo ago

😏

its like a cross between Les Grossman and Ellen Degenerate

Sounds foul. Hopefully we don’t have that here on nostr

SatsMcD.ai 5mo ago

I miss the days we broke Nostr.

Amethyst with the lines on the side? 😂

I think it happened recently. Last week

Yup. Some new guy fell into a ⭕️ thread and we broke his notifications on amethyst. nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z should probably fix that 😂

ill be right back, i need to take a pubky. i drank too much water

My bladder was full when I woke up so I took a pubky. Felt good

https://video.nostr.build/c1e7354d51f26faaa2828c2fdedbdf7d28ea567a5339db08063a9c5bff7beca1.mp4

It’s the last stage of this process

Ah like this 👇🏾

hey, we need to find a rest area. i had 2 big bran muffins and a 32 ounce coffee. i need to drop a pubky.

My stomach hurts after that weird restaurant meal. I need to take a massive pubky real soon.

i dont mean to be a Carvalhole, but i need to stop and take a pubky.

😂😂

During the night, my dog got sick and pubkyed all over the basement. We had to clean up the wooden floors with toothpicks and toothbrushes. The pubky got everywhere. It was a real Carvalhoe to clean up. What a mess

🤣