“Hello I’m new here. Tell me exactly how to go viral and quit my job today or i’m leaving. Fuck you, thanks”

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"I've said hello introductions and followed only myself, no one's following me yet. This place sucks"

I had been following you Poe!

Do you think this place sucks 😂?

I am enjoying here! Thanks for the zapped!

And sned zaps they seem fun 🤗

Haha I love new people.

The more they want clout, the more salty they get. And the more schadenfreude I get to enjoy 😊

😂

don't subnote, i wanna see who you mean and follow them, they sound cool

Not about anyone in particular atm. Just kind of a caricature of my own observation

"but I'm an influencer. Pay. Attention. To. Me."

Forgot to simp for zaps

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😂🤣🤣

Tell you what chum.

Walk out of your job right now and find the dirtiest person to have a week of meth addled sex with. By the time you come out of it you will be viral and unemployed. Thank me later. GFY kek

Lol! Do it to yourself!

Well isn’t not posting about birds and Roman history I’ll tell you that much 😂

Wtf 😂😂😂

I took offense to his tweet. Sonic adventure 2 was a great game 😂

Wait you made dis??? 🫨🫨🫨

"I would rather get evicted.."

#NostrONLY

Deleted my twatter last year 🫡

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