Do you ever look at a piping hot pizza and just be like...

Fuck it, I don't need a roof in my mouth anyway

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My gums and roof have blisters now, so hot I couldn't enjoy the pizza, only my 150th time doing this

🫂 took me 169 times to figure it out

Man, I hate it when I do that. My wife actually will hold my pizza in the kitchen away from me, because she knows I will have no patience and burn myself. That’s love right there, standing between and man and his pizza…especially when the cold beer is waiting for the pizza!

One of the most real moments I've seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwnWtpPvjDU

Been there.

On the carnivore for a month. So far so good!

Nice man, if you feeling better, keep going 💪

Every single time 🥵

Thank you 💜🙏🧡

Never again! 🐶🐾😂🤣🥲😢😭

I usually get my rear gums the worst, but yes, pizza is more important than having a mouth that has all its hit points.

Bitcoin doesn’t fix this

Abshaolouaaaatouuulaly

The roof of my mouth is basically tougher than an old catcher’s mitt.