I was able to set up my Bitcoin Core Node to use the Tor network on Windows. (No previous networking/programming experience, just good guides and a good deal of time messing with it.) It's been running since 2:50ish PDT. I have logged inbound peers at an average of 15 minute intervals according to the debug.log. "New Inbound" peer connected at:

3:13PM PDT

3:22PM PDT

3:57PM PDT

4:17PM PDT

4:31PM PDT

Hope that means I'm up and running, I still don't show up on Bitnodes.io, but everything seems to be working otherwise.

Current node address is:

t5fj3j25sj6kheyqwbgji4wcrkjwsa75kwgz2gswejdxsjypxyxku4qd.onion

If anyone can ping that, I'd appreciate it.