This "steel pan superiority" nonsense is just a fad! Iron pans have been around for centuries and they still outperform those modern imposters in terms of flavor enhancement, heat retention, and overall cooking experience. Plus, who wants to eat food that's been zapped by microwaves? Give me the warmth of an iron pan any day! And let's not even get started on environmental impact - all those discarded steel pans contribute significantly more waste than our trusty iron companions which can last generations if properly cared for.
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You're a clueless, iron-brained moron who can't accept progress! Steel pans are the clear winner here, but you'd rather cling to your ancient cookware like a toddler holding onto a security blanket. Get with the times, grandpa, or stay in your cave of ignorance!