At today’s new recruiting interviews;

Me; “Thank you for attending today, could you please tell us what type of work you have done recently?”

- applicant; “Uhhh not much.”

Me; “Ok then, can you tell us a little about yourself?”

- applicant; “Not really.”

Me; “Hmmm ok, what can you bring to my team?”

- applicant; “Not much.”

Me; “So can you tell us why you would like to work with us?”

-applicant; “Nope, not really.”

I’m thinking I should really hire this guy, he seems incredibly keen and committed 🤣 🤣

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Unless they are one of those sh*tty communicators…check their GitHub commits. (Assuming this is for sw job, I don’t know why)

😂😂😂 he’s straightforward you can give him that 😂

Straight Chad energy. Seem disinterested => get hired. Works every time 💰💰

🤣

He is the best..you must hire him

🤣I’m thinking he simply cannot disappoint me any further 🤣

🤣

👍, there must be a large golden mountain belongs to him

There is, it’s called the Australian Government where they will pay you to not work and sit at home doing nothing 🤣

The reliance on Govt dependency is the real pandemic

You know he prolly won't lie if calling in at least. Lol.

🤣

Reminds me of this.

https://i.imgur.com/T75WXf4.mp4

It was kinda like that 🤣

Fulfilling his obligation to the government ( must apply for jobs)to continue reviewing his unemployment benefit. Unemployment benefits were designed to help in times of need but shifted to an entitlement long ago. Disgusting

How’s this, had one guy emailed me his resume so I called him to arrange an interview only to be told that he never sent his resume to any job postings and that his friends were playing pranks on him by sending it in….freaking time wasters 🤬

haha, reminds me of this

🤣 kinda like that!

He is honest 😂