(Batman is still better than Superman though)
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Do not do that. No. Stop. Do not start that fucking nonsense again.
wtf.
Bro. Superman has invulnerability and laser eyes but chooses not to use them against Batman (ie he’s a pussy). Batman on the other hand has used kryptonite against Superman on various occasions.
He beat him in the comics, in the movies… The facts speak for themselves
Strength+weak mind gets defeated by street smarts and cunning. Every single time
Comics & movies are woke. Real life Superman (& I can relate to that) would just look through a wall, find Batman sleeping and laser eyes him off the planet. Then he’d write the lead story as Clark Kent about the fact that Batman has gone to another country to rape kids. Facks.
Doesn’t change the fact that there is no “real” Superman or Batman. They’re made up characters. And the made up Batman defeats the made up Superman. Every. Single. Time 🤷🏾
Batman [the character] may be better [ie. more relatable, more human] but Superman empties himself to become Clark Kent every time he puts on those funny glasses.
Sit with that...
Reminds me of this quote:
“Bill: Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit - that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent. He's weak... he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race”
Still doesn’t mean he wins in battle against Batman though 🤷🏾
