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jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

Fuck…I made the same grave error again.

Me: “Hey, babe I’m running an errand. Do you need me to grab anything when I’m out?”

Bride: “Can you pick up some spicy kale chips?”

😭 where does she come up with this mythical bullshit for me to find?

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RenatoXBT 2y ago

Tip:

Never ask 👈

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

wisdom ⚡️

The-FewBTC 2y ago

🤣🤣

We never learn do we?

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

No. It’s my own damn fault.

The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Do you need my help again? 🤣

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

Por favor!!

paulo 2y ago

Hahaha, dude. She does this on purpose. OMG, lol!

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

💯

Tico 🇨🇷 2y ago

🫣

Chriso🇺🇸🇦🇺🦘⚡️ 2y ago

😂😂😂😂

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

Think I’ll just buy her chocolate instead.

The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

And flowers, don’t forget flowers 💐

🐇 2y ago

Well now…

Are we expecting more tadpoles..

Praise Be.

🧘🏼‍♀️

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

High stakes negotiations have started.

🐇 2y ago

May the Lord open and blessed be the fruit!!

🧘🏼‍♀️

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

Under his eye.

ricko 2y ago

😂

ricko 2y ago

😂

Earnest Holden 2y ago

Keeping your craving-run muscle memory on point during the offseason.

Smart move.

ewelina 2y ago

surprise her and do it yourself 😀

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

can’t…she won’t allow me to put my hands in the air fryer while it’s running anymore

I mean if I’m not allowed, what’s the point of that game?

ewelina 2y ago

haha, you can always use oven 🤣

DSIV 2y ago

Stop doing this to yourself 🤦🏽‍♂️

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

some degenerates never learn

DSIV 2y ago

Hehe I am learning too…

I guess it’s part of the process.

Hohumph

J 2y ago

🤣🤣

J 2y ago

ser 🐸

thank you 😇🫂💜

hp 2y ago

did you get it 🐸?

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

no decided to buy steak instead and told that was what she really wanted

hp 2y ago

noice , i hope you’re not sleeping on couch tonight 😝

The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

It’s ok rule 101 of relationships is buy a comfortable couch! 🤣

hp 2y ago

😂🤣

koby 2y ago

Wait… didn’t you have another grocery mishap a while back lol?

koby 2y ago

Also this made my fiancée start laughing out loud for over a min 🤣😂😂

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

😂 missed this

🫡

koby 2y ago

Lol zap was earned on that one 😂