Classic #Florida things:

-Blocking the road for birds/turtles/alligators to cross the street.

-Driving on the shoulder during rush hour.

-Only taking hurricanes seriously if Waffle House closes.

-Big trucks with trump flags.

-People crossing the street in oncoming traffic.

-Driving 15-25+ mph over the speed limit everywhere.

-Really nice homes/buildings on one street, then super run down/abandoned buildings the next street.

-People talking about gun rights & other politics in checkout lines.

-People identifying themselves as their FL college.

-Parks everywhere.

-The strangest street names.

-Lots of transplants moving here.

-Lots of plastic surgery.

-Liberals in hiding.

-Hidden nature gems all over FL.

-“Going out on the boat.”

-Predicting hurricanes will hit Tampa & they turn at the last minute.

Anything else you’d add? 😅

#plebchain #grownostr