What a doosh

One wonders why Coinbase CEO, Doosh McConehead, needs to say they’re buying Bitcoin every day. It’s the same as Coca-Cola stating they’re “selling Coke’s, every day!” as if bankruptcy were imminent. 🤦‍♂️😳

He also says “I leaked all my customers’ data and now they all get texts, emails and phone calls from every scammer on earth but I don’t really care cuz my pockets is fat and I don’t give two shits about my customers”.

A little late to the party

So he can feel less guilty about all the paper bitcoin he's creating.