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so I told my bride I was going for a run

so she handed me our toddler

so now the toddler is sleeping on me

so now I’m too afraid to move

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Don’t you dare move!

Now I can rapid zap you 🤣🤣🤣

stooooooooooop it tickles

Sounds to me like there’s not going to be any running

🤷‍♂️ it was round 2 anyways

I wanted to assert dominance by doubling

her step total on the day

instead she asserted dominance by handing me the plebling

🤣🤣 she got you!

she’s way smarter than me

Yep no idea what she’s doing with you though 😂😂

No cap

What?

Que?

No doubt about that 😂😂

Hey Friggin Frog, I thought you were gone cause I haven't seen you here in like months even though following. 😢 🐸

You better zap him so he doesn’t go away again ⚡️

No kidding

🤙

Was sad you were gone 😭