That's not strictly true. It's not the bank that rejects it, it is the solicitor/conveyancer. A good deal won't accept it, as source of funds but some will.

Do we really think a bank would send such a sloppily written and poorly punctuated email?

In the US, banks will facilitate a "gift transfer" to allow you to sell bitcoin for home equity. Might seem like casual money laundering, but it's like totally not.

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Reason to change jurisdiction asap.

All the more reason to NOT live in the UK. You can buy any property in UAE with Bitcoin, no issue.

cunts

banks will circle the wagon harder around lending

Can someone suggest an easy exit strategy?

Tell the bank that you're an African prince