"The most entertaining outcome is the most likely outcome."
Elon Musk
As of today, the trump shitcoin already occupies the 19th place in capitalization, it is an absolute record in only 48 hours of life. In a few days it could reach number 1 and trump's shitcoin will become the world's reserve currency replacing the dollar and Bitcoin, we don't even remember doge.
There will be no need to spend money on a strategic reserve as trump controls 80% of the shitcoin supply, the federal reserve will be dissolved and trump bank will be created.
Trump dissolves the US government and declares himself emperor and buys the rest of the planet which is now called planet Trump.
The end.
