Oh look a roman chad
?w=681
Oh look a roman chad
?w=681
Is he...weighing it??
“the god of fertility Priapus, whose massive phallus is shown weighing on a scale counter-balanced on the opposite side with a loaded money bag. Priapus is a Greek god believed to provide fertility, good fortune, and protection.”
It must be protected because. you'd think his hammer would have been totally eroded by groping instagramers by now.
Roman chad make big