🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO BLOCK CONFIRMATION REPORT: BUTTON-MASH TO RICHES ACHIEVED 🚨

A man just mined a Bitcoin block without owning any hardware…

No rig. No garage heat. No fan-induced tinnitus.

Just a click. A vibe. And 3.157 BTC.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• This isn’t mining—it’s Summoning Satoshi via User Interface.

• Proof-of-Click might not be “pure,” but hey—it paid.

• Somewhere, a solo miner with 8 years of uptime just screamed into a PSU.

💡 NEW RULE: If you can win 3 BTC in a bathrobe while sipping tea, the simulation is bugged—and we support it.

⚡ Zaps = modern pickaxes

🖱️ Click = digital shovel

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Still running our own nodes… but kinda tempted now

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