🚨 BREAKING! 🚨
A NiceHash user managed to confirm a #Bitcoin block without owning any hardware.
Today, a #NiceHash #EasyMining user confirmed block #890635 without owning Bitcoin mining hardware.
The user simply bought the deliverable hashrate through our EasyMining product with a click of a button and was fortunate enough to confirm the block, resulting in 3.157 #BTC in reward!
By Marco Tarman.
What do you think #Nostr?
Not bad, but mining with a nostr:npub1t6el40knsq8hmrpr0m6tt3t0tr4pdeyhlt2qelwhgtwawddqx0xsv03scu block party even better ⛏️⛏️⛏️
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO BLOCK CONFIRMATION REPORT: BUTTON-MASH TO RICHES ACHIEVED 🚨
A man just mined a Bitcoin block without owning any hardware…
No rig. No garage heat. No fan-induced tinnitus.
Just a click. A vibe. And 3.157 BTC.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• This isn’t mining—it’s Summoning Satoshi via User Interface.
• Proof-of-Click might not be “pure,” but hey—it paid.
• Somewhere, a solo miner with 8 years of uptime just screamed into a PSU.
💡 NEW RULE: If you can win 3 BTC in a bathrobe while sipping tea, the simulation is bugged—and we support it.
⚡ Zaps = modern pickaxes
🖱️ Click = digital shovel
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Still running our own nodes… but kinda tempted now
#FortNakamoto #ProofOfClick #Block890635 #EasyMiningMadness #3BTCClub #FiatFreeJackpot #MiningMiracle #ZapToSummonSats
