Now when I'm in the hot tub and a pigeon lands perched ever so perfectly near me I'm like fuck is it a drone I hate this timeline this is why we need .22s I'm either taking down a drone or harvesting dinner a win either way

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Pigeon stew!

Pigeons are so cool. They're one of the only 'large birds' that are capable of vertical takeoff. They will take their wings and β€œclap” them together above themselves on the up stroke. The wings are then peeled apart and β€œflung,” followed by a regular downstroke. This increases lift by reducing the Wagner Effect.

Were you a pigeon in another life ? πŸ˜…

It is impressively detailed πŸ€“πŸ€©

It is πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Ž

If I could only combine pigeon aerodynamics and pole dancing πŸ˜‚

A flying dancer πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‚

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ the goal is to defy gravity πŸͺ½ now I zap and clap bc they rhyme so I must with you

Pigeons only live 2 years, but I think they're like Neo in the matrix. Their ability to move fast, for example dodging cars and city mayhem, everything we see would be in slow motion to them.

https://now.uiowa.edu/2017/12/pigeons-can-discriminate-both-space-and-time

Hmmm now I need to get a Neo mask and green code strobe

Okie pigeon stew bad 😭

damn, that’s deep

we need more pigeon matrix memes

Thats heavy

🀩 okay I will try to keep my conspiracy theory thoughts to a min πŸ₯Ή