Now when I'm in the hot tub and a pigeon lands perched ever so perfectly near me I'm like fuck is it a drone I hate this timeline this is why we need .22s I'm either taking down a drone or harvesting dinner a win either way
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Pigeon stew!
Pigeons are so cool. They're one of the only 'large birds' that are capable of vertical takeoff. They will take their wings and βclapβ them together above themselves on the up stroke. The wings are then peeled apart and βflung,β followed by a regular downstroke. This increases lift by reducing the Wagner Effect.
Were you a pigeon in another life ? π
It is impressively detailed π€π€©
It is ππ
If I could only combine pigeon aerodynamics and pole dancing π
A flying dancer ππ»ππ
πππ the goal is to defy gravity πͺ½ now I zap and clap bc they rhyme so I must with you
Pigeons only live 2 years, but I think they're like Neo in the matrix. Their ability to move fast, for example dodging cars and city mayhem, everything we see would be in slow motion to them.
https://now.uiowa.edu/2017/12/pigeons-can-discriminate-both-space-and-time
π€© okay I will try to keep my conspiracy theory thoughts to a min π₯Ή