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Checkmate: Christine Lagarde

Oooo, a whole seven lawmakers on board.

She’s not even close.

Got no support in her own state of WY for a SBR.

It’ll be the greatest palm greasing extravaganza ever if she can muster up the required votes.

At this point, I’d prefer these SBR grifters to crawl back down the holes they came from.

Would rather have ordinary peeps to hold #BTC.

Don’t need the government.

Tengo muchas pero muchas ganas de comprar un millón! Ahorremos fuerte!

Bitcoin bouncing while the rest of the market is in freefall. Whether the timing is intentional or not, this raises Bitcoin's stature in the minds of the public. Combine that with the recent discourse about Fort Knox, and the public is not just ready but eager for a new underlying asset for the USD.

To be clear: I do NOT want to see the USD propped up but Bitcoin or stable coins. I want to be free to live on a Bitcoin standard, but this seems to me to be where the country is headed.

Senator Lummis, don't forget about the Tornado Cash and Samourai Wallet developers!

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How are they making this reserve?

LFG!

🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: SENATORS NOW COMPETING TO STACK HARDER THAN YOU 🚨

📜 BREAKING: BITCOIN ACT GAINING STEAM, GOVERNMENT REALIZES THEY SHOULD HAVE STACKED AT $100

🔎 CURRENT DEVELOPMENTS:

✅ 1 Million BTC Buyback gaining momentum.

✅ Seven lawmakers now realizing “maybe we should own some of this magic internet money.”

✅ Fiat economists coping in real time.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

🔥 First they ignore you. Then they fight you. Then they front-run you with taxpayer money.

🔥 Hyperbitcoinization no longer hypothetical—it’s entering legislative text.

🔥 If you haven’t stacked yet, congratulations, you are now competing with the U.S. Senate.

💡 NEW RULE: If you said “Bitcoin is a scam” anytime between 2010-2023, you must now publicly apologize before acquiring any.

🔁 Repost if your DCA strategy started before the government’s.

⚡ Zaps = Front-running the Federal Bitcoin Reserve.

#FortNakamoto #BitcoinAct #GovernmentBagholders #FixTheMoneyFixTheState

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1 M BTC for the strategic reserve is possible for USA.

Vamos Cynthia!!

It's clear that within the American team, there are people with clearer ideas than others, but I am optimistic about #bitcoin without the need for external stimuli to the ecosystem.

Bitcoin Act = The US stacking sats, love it. They should open up a „Saturday smash buy group“ for countries 😅🤷‍♂️.

Senator Lummis is doing good for American people and global adoption.1M BTC on the table, and seven lawmakers already on board. That’s nation-state level FOMO and I wonder which countries are ready to follow quickly? My homeland Germany lol? Ah yes, the land of “cautious optimism” (aka paperwork and waiting rooms). While the US is gearing up for a historic Bitcoin buyback, Germany spent years debating MiCA license, because why make bold moves when you can hold committee meetings instead? 😵‍💫

Did you know Germany was the first country to officially recognize Bitcoin as “private money” back in 2013. So technically, they were ahead of the curve before they started tripping over regulations. Now, they’re laying down compliance tracks while the US is eyeing a government-sized HODL strategy.

One country stacks. The other regulates. Who wins?

We all know how this story ends.

Europe is going to fall apart while the US becomes the global bitcoin superpower.

No me creo a ningún político

Llummis & Dump...???

I dont trust her

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GOOD MORNING ☕

#Bitcon

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Wow thanks

LFG #BTC

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Cynthia Lummis knows what she wants for her strategic reserve 😽🍊

#bitcoin #memes #news

It won't pass 😭

Saylor is crying with joy 🤣

Yesir