Random airline complaints:

- why is the food so shit? Is the dollar per person savings really worth it? Is it done purposefully to incentivize upgrading to first or business class?

- when getting up or sitting down, it's rude to use the seat rest in front of you as a handle you yoink down, some of us are trying to sleep!

- don't open your window ever, unless we're taking off or landing, you selfish asshole