I swear to all the gods, if nostr:nprofile1qqsrn3s6wqyrh4mwhh9eplefxgcyh0zmr33a8mteaflznaugwjvnmyqprfmhxue69uhkvun9v4kxz7fwwdhhvcnfwshxsmmnwshsz9nhwden5te0wahhgtnndamxy6t59e5x7um59uqsuamnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dshs22y4l4, gets even moderately successful and becomes anywhere near as bad as Bluehost, I give everybody permission to drag me out into the fucking woods and shoot me in the head, because I will deserve it.