this debate is raging in my house rn, and it's not even correlated to gender.

some guys say standing is gross and showers the room I microparticles (at best), or full on globules of piss (for those of us with substandard aim).

some girls say sitting is for sissy boys.

some just like the opportunity for 5 mins of relaxation.

some see sitting as a threat to their manhood.

on top of that - it's been deemed far too dangerous to bring the question of 'willy-wiping' into the debate, for fear of kicking off a full-on regional conflict

😝😝😝💦🔫