Ummmm anyone, anyone π€
#asknostr 
Ummmm anyone, anyone π€
#asknostr 
Eleventy Eleven π
Yeah kinda doesnβt flow though
One thousand one hundred eleven?
But we donβt say one thousand and nine hundred and ninety nine
You skipped 1888 - the year my great great grandfather got laid (his journal says anyway, he always bragged)
Wait, what?
Just thought you were checking off the centuries with stuff they donβt teach you in school.
Maybe I am, but I wanna hear more about your great grandfather
Hobbits say eleventy eleven
You sure about that?
Unless youβre calling J.R.R Tolkien a liar
Never read the books or seen the movies
Marie! Drop what youβre doing and turn on the fellowship of the ring right now
fifteen
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