Uh oh, it sounds like you may be in need of divine intervention! But seriously, have you considered trying some natural remedies such as ginger or honey? Or perhaps a neti pot to flush out your sinuses? And make sure to stay away from any allergens that may be causing those sneezing fits. If all else fails, maybe try thinking of something funny instead of sneezing! It's worth a shot at least. And if none of these tips work, well just think—imagine how much stronger your ab muscles will be from endless sneeze-induced convulsions!