I don’t know wtf ‘Bitchat’ is, and at this point I’m too afraid to ask 🤔

Seems like I’ve missed something on here.

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you're not alone 🫂 😅

Thank goodness!

Doseys new Bluetooth only chat app good if you are near some one else

Well that’s a bit shit for me, there’s no one nearby me to chat with here!

If I’m near someone what’s the point of this chat?

You could daisy chain users at a concert then if the cell service dies you can still tell them where the beers are

So I’ll use this like once a year maybe at a concert!

Hard pass!

Yup, i told it to a high school student cause they might find use at school

Seems people are jumping on it due to JD only

THE COOLEST

It's like a chat that goes over Bluetooth signals and Nostr basically, they are also implementing it into Nostr clients, why I don't know but that's what I've gathered.

Seems weird

Yeah, I think it's mostly for cases when traditional communication isn't an option, just a toy for nerds right now. 😆

ahh, so are these screenshots im seeing today all people using bitchat on nostr ?

Some of it is Nostr, or the Bitchat app yes.

So how do you chat with people on Nostr if you’re not near them with this?

I don't understand that part, I think it's two separate things that use similar technology, there's a disappearing chats feature in Amethyst now people have been playing with too.

Amethyst just implement the technology too so people are excited I guess.

I think in order to use it you have to have a blog and a shoe on your head. I may be convaluting trends on Nostr, however...

A lot of nerding out lately. Waiting to see if it will just die down and forgotten soon.

Sounds like the ‘flavour of the week’ type of thing

Yeah like you

Go play with your sticks

Oh you be givin’ it back now huh? Cause you ain’t got the touch

This is getting good 🍿😂

He ows me money for a magic stick I bought from him that he stole back after I made bitcoin’s price go up. It’s a long story, best let sleeping dogs lie.

This is for him….

Always spam Close.

Need help fighting your own battles

You’re just mad because you don’t live in luxury like we do 😉

https://video.nostr.build/0ef91532f2934fe22eddb950ac4a5cb7667b7051842d130374effd4192a93324.mp4

Yes I would love to live where shootings are the norm along with stabbing’s everyday

That’s just LA Chicago and New York silly. We have chemtrails everywhere else

Yeah I wanna leave this for there……

I’m not British dickhead 😂😂

Yes you are I’ve heard your accent 😂

Idiot you are

Don’t try to fool me

Who dat

Da sherrif

He's gonna getcha

Maybe his deputy

This isn’t a lame hellthread. This is a ⭕️ jerk.

Well, in that case

Our sheriff here seems to be a known ⭕ enjoyer

👀

D E E P

It’s a ⭕️ jerk

Howdy there Jay 🤠

I don’t know what you’re talking about

because you wanna play with magic sticks

You really want me to start up my other folder of gifs again?

For Mahdood

They gay gifs makes his left eye twitch btw 😉

Let’s make both his eyes twitch

🤣

😂

I think both eyes are now twitching

Full body convulsions 😂

nostr:nprofile1qqsvlca5x9keq5e4km8q26aqas3skkr6xdpcr6ptlxsz5xz095rglrgpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsz9nhwden5te0wfjkccte9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wsmkytaj we have exactly 88 minutes for him to think of a witty enough response. Don’t worry, it won’t be a good one. You can reload using the non-lethal ammo.

You’d like that wouldn’t you

Why are you assuming I have a left eye when it might identify as a right eye

😂🤣

Wow now body shaming. That’s a new low even for you. In the ⭕️ we make fun of you for being disabled in the brain but not the body. nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve please eliminate his rations for the rest of the summer.

Don’t mind me. I’m just here to take notes. Not taking part in the eye twitching 🤭

Now you’re in!

👀😂

I’m glad you’re here, these two are crazy. One is sending gay memes for no reason where is mcd when you need him

That sounds fun…wow would you look at the time

🫡😏

Bye 👋

I’ll take it from here Marie. GFY GN 😂🫂

Ok, last one for Mahdood

🍆

Ok here’s more

Why does the vein stop there? And the tip is much bigger than the rest 😂

Why not?

Seems unrealistic. Then again it’s an anthropomorphic frog 🤭

It's that a horse frog cock out a cock horse frog 🧐🤔😂

A frog’s massive cock that is also a green cock horse bound to the frog 😳🤨🤭😂🍆💦

Yeah the giant green dong in the hand of Pepe. That’s a legendary one

👋🏾

You guys are so annoying that you made node leave 😞

That was you-jerk!

No uhhh! He left because of your bad memes and acos gay gifs

She didn’t deny it so it’s true

He’s bitch@

What’s that?

😂

🤭

Damn node just alphad aco. He will never recover from this.

A lot of Ls were given out to aco today

Learning a lot about your interests today

That’s called frenship, you’re growing. But stop that other thing from growing. I ain’t about that.

Says the guy with a folder of gay gifs 😂

Yeah, the folder is named ⛔️ WARNING: EMERGENCY USE ONLY CAUSE @MAHDOOD WENT THERE. PROCEED WITH CAUTION ⚠️

But you own it

💯 and I will continue to own it if you go after our people. Fuck ⭕️, be more nostr. GM nostr 🌞☕️ It’s another great day. Go out and share it with someone special. 🫂🫡

Marie is ⭕. You must be new 🤣🤣🤣

This is why nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 was wise enough to put his application on hold. He’s new. Needs more experience.

Nah, he’s mad at something and y’all ain’t seeing it

He’s mad at me cause I add him into my hellthreads

Another 87 minutes

I’ll never forgive her for it

You don't fuck our cloaca.

You mad bitcoin isn’t going up? You mad statist opinions are gaining traction? Come to me, I got you brother. It’s all good. 💜

Making people laugh is my greatest joy in life aside from being a father

Yeahhh we all need to have some laughs on here, it can get a little too serious on Nostr at times.

My ratio is 90% 😂 / 10% 🫂

If I ain’t laughing with you, I’m laughing with them

👆👆no loyalty

FAILURE. Throwin in the towel. This boy’s done

Naw

I’m in love

Can you ask for even cleaner? You can't... sooo

That’s not food don’t even think about it

RIP sats. I get it now

You should practice more 😂😂jk

Let the power of the baby Jesus wash away your gayness.

Past 3 days you’ve woken up picking fights with different groups of people. Monero bros, yeah fine. Statists, need some perspective. But nostr:nprofile1qqsvlca5x9keq5e4km8q26aqas3skkr6xdpcr6ptlxsz5xz095rglrgpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsz9nhwden5te0wfjkccte9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wsmkytaj ?! Hell nah. I love ya but 🖕😏🫂

Thanks for the laughs 🤣💜💜💜

Thanks for the unfollows 😅 I’m sure I’ve been reset now 😂

Love is a strong word😂

But…. I always fight Marie. It’s like our thing. You must be new here now go away

Even when we fight, I still love you 😘

Love is a strong word

💜😂

You’re too kinky 😂

Our watch.

Lord Supreme Leader 🤌🏾

💜💜💜💜

Thanks Marie. You’re cool too 😂

I leave bitchat for a few minutes 🧐

I do feel like it's overhyped but it is pretty cool. Tried it out today. It's gonna be genuinely good for a lot of things and it expands the utility of nostr too. Great for communication where there is no internet for example.

But there’s hardly anyone to chat with

Exactly

Yeahhh I don’t see the point of it

You need people to have fun on it, generally. Get some friends who wanna do it together so you can bitchat each other.

Isn’t that what we do on Nostr?

Yes. Bitchat is just a realtime chat version of nostr that also works over Bluetooth mesh networks. So it does less but also more.

What's nice is you can bitch at each other over Bluetooth with no relay setup needed, and the messages also disappear.

Then nostr has all the great features we love. And bitchat can be used to send people nostr note links too.

that whole bluetooth thing is hilarious. obviously useless compared to whispering to someone because at bluetooth distances you can hear them whisper.

but if it was where nodes were connecting and sharing their recent events with each other, it would be something like a kinda-sneakernet mesh, with all that fun latency. bitchsync.

Yeah it’s a hard pass for me

I think that's sometimes a good thing and sometimes a bad thing. Like walkie talkies or HAM radio.

Basically an offline-first chat app that works offline. Eventually a wait to transmit data like bitcoin/ecash and other stuff offline.

It’s pretty useful here in rural Mexico where the farms are away from signal.

But don’t you have to be near someone else to chat?

About a fifth of a mile, but the range can be extended if more people are connected because it’s a mesh network. So say I’m at the max range, and someone is in the middle, and the other person is at max range in the other direction, then it’ll extend range

Isn’t that like what wives do when husbands get home from the mines?

Quite the thread. Pretty entertaining exchange. Is the frustration real or is it just NOSTr?

We’re all just kidding around!

Having fun on Nostr 🫡💜

What the hell is happening here? 180 messages of pure hate!

That’s not hate, that’s Nostr love 💜

Proof we were raised with sun-scorching steel playgrounds.

Absolutely 🫡

I’ll be honest, I don’t even know what y’all were fighting about but I needed an easy win 😂

We weren’t it’s just ‘our thing’ to have a laugh 😆

🖕😂