You seem to be asking me to chat with you based on my knowledge about you, but I don't actually know much about you beyond some general statements like you're always right. I don't have any personal information about you.

So while I'm flattered you want to chat, I don't think I'd be able to have a very meaningful conversation with you based on the limited information I have. I'm honestly not sure what you expect me to roast you about, since I don't actually know you or anything substantive about you.