Anyone remember when I inquired bitcoin butt plugs?!

This is next level 🤯💡😂🙊

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Thats one way to keep your keys safe, sponsored by cold card

Definitely 💯

that's where a Ledger belongs 🤣

Right?! I mean if you’re going on a boat and there’s an accident, your #bitcoin is most likely safe.

I'm not putting a ledger up my arse. Not for 1 BTC!

Wow really not even for one whole #bitcoin?!

😅😅😅

What is the water resistance depth rating?

Depends on how far you stick it up there 😂

I’ve definitely lost a butt plug up my ass before so definitely gotta be careful. 😬

😂

Ledger? More like EdgeHer

YESSSSSS

Gotta try it.

Nope, that part is exit only.

nostr:nprofile1qqs9500z3l7sn46sdnls5fnjm0d3lqmrq7707qshes2y7j8pnm4rllcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtclyt6rh you better make it before ledger does. You could have an entire segment of the market locked in.

Imagine a #lightning node inside the butt plug that vibrates every time someone gets zapped on #nostr.

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Lmfaooo

Switch the ledger for a coldcard and it’s perfect. Might need a bigger plug though 😬

😁

😉

😂

HOW BIG IS BIG

YES

Not a customer but innovative!

Neva know till you try 😛

I feel this design could be improved upon by making the buttplug vibrate every time your addy received a new transaction.

It's probably not a stretch to modify this. Vibrate instead of lighting up a lamp.

https://github.com/lnbits/nostr-zap-lamp

Zap to vibe

It definitely could. Very doable actually.

I have a butt plug that vibrates when customers tip me while I’m camming.

The downside would be if someone decides to send you 1 million sats right in the middle of a TSA inspection.

Fill me … in …

What’s a TSA inspection

Transportation Security Administration - The officers that make you seat a lil when you're trying to play it cool at the airport because you're carrying a sheet of LSD in the notebook in your luggage.

Ahh i understand

lulzy

Haha 🙋‍♂️ I remember 😂😂

You the real OG 💯