The TSA guy asked me if he could pat me down. I asked if I had any choice and he said it was between that and a private screening, which I suppose could include a finger in my ass, but not sure.
I chose the least gay option available which was to tell the guy to go ahead and grab my balls.
So he did.
End of story.
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lmao, great story, 10/10
lol
Yeah, you have a choice, but usually that means them purposely delaying you so you miss your flight because theyโre mad you took the other option. You can opt out of the scanners too. But theyโll be dicks about it.
My final choice would have been to let them stop me from getting on the flight. I'm sick of being a prisoner in my own country.
This shit will stop.
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I hope you had the common courtesy to give him a reach around after
And this is why years ago I vowed to stay away from the us border forever
I understand
That is a good reason to have a personal plane #stackSATS :-)
