and for whatever reason, the planners, these invisible creatures, decide digestive pipes goes thru an ovary or my uterus at random like just for kicks they switch shit around
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not consistently ever
not enough of a pattern to ever bring field notes to a doctor and not sound completely mental
then, and i know i am not alone re:
other female bodied people
you fart
and you are like cool i guess nothing is rupturing and i dont need to go to the hospital ok its just a normal day
and all of this happens without a change to heart rate or anxiety or anything
cos it is that normal to be randomly rearranged and wonder if you are dying but not want to cause any trouble and then it passes
so if someone were to ask me:
hey gil, do you think someone born into a female body can be trusted with nuclear codes?
i wouldnt even know how to answer
cos as far as calm under pressure in excruciating pain and having that not be a big deal
women take the day on that every time
as in: can survive periods and for some, giving birth but idk man hormones?
dont insult us
we can end the human race
Like the moving staircases in Harry Potter?
i guess so. im sure water retention just makes some stuff swell so less space
there are pre-menstrual teas that can help make that not so bad
generally speaking, i mean
there is pcos
there is pmdd
that usually takes more deliberate intervention and care and nuance regarding each particular body and even heritage
learning body literacy is always a worthwhile pastime
Good luck. Im so glad I have a penis.
yea ive always wanted to pee in the snow with one
cant have it all
Use someone else’s. Your writing, their tool. Like borrowing a pen.
someone else's penis is not a pen cos ya cant chuck it across the room if someone is like 'yo toss me one'
someone has to let you stand that close and say you can
Do not think that would be a challenge.