Cellphone salesmen inside non-cellphone stores are annoying af. I’m here to buy toilet paper and shampoo. Go away.

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the eye contact from deep is the absolute worst

Hahaha yes 🀣🀣 I had one in Target a few weeks ago walk like 5 aisles down to try and approach me. I told him to leave me alone probably more rudely than I should have 🀣

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Got wearing a T-Mobile shirt: β€œHey, sir. Quick question: who’s your mobile provider?

Me, who uses AT&T: β€œT-mobile. Love you guys!” *keeps walking*

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🀣🀣 I just love the look on their faces when they ask and then I respond with β€œI’m not interested please stop and leave me alone.” A couple of them have gotten visibly offended by it and I call them out on in and tell them they approached me, not the other way around. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I hear you. The street that nostr:npub1theparkprcs70dcs437ke9zzwsr6u60f8flu7rg28m30438aep9sd94dha is on, where most of us walk daily to lunch or elsewhere, is a gauntlet of non-profits trying to capture donors. I plant and pivot around them like we're on the court. I'm not going to have these conversations daily. Obnoxious.

πŸ’― It’s everywhere. All. The. Time.

My store guy gives me a nod and i keep walking, been meaning to see if he collects bitcoin points call β€œsatoshis” might be a good idea for you both? Lol

And the people in Costco that ask you what TV provider you use... None of your fucking business bro!

Tell them Porn Hub

it just gives me an excuse to tell them I don't even have a tv. we are like vegans. how do you know if someone doesn't have a tv? don't worry, they'll tell you. πŸ˜‚

πŸ˜‚ I was going to post something about how people shopping in department stores seem really unhappy... but nevermind. πŸ«‚

Lmao πŸ˜‚ on top of paying double and triple what everything cost two years ago, now I have to fight off salesmen left and right. I let them know I’m not happy about it πŸ˜‚

What do you think are the chances of getting government funding to start a consumer crisis help line? I think they're super high πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Silly consumers. Just stop eating and the higher prices won’t be a problem.

My favorite is when the Cable TV guys in Walmart try to sell me cable and I tell them that I don't own a TV. They never believe me. But it's true.

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I am just waiting for the WatchTower to ring my door bell again this spring. I have a plan this time.

I will segway from the love of money being the root of all evil right into that's why we need to adopt the bitcoin standard and spread the good news to every believer that satoshi's orange arch is his gift to save us from the pharisees and money changers! lol