Uploading a tarball for you. XCode is code signed by Apple afaik. Won't hate you if you don't trust me.
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Awesome!
No idea if the standalone .app will work though. It's installing some extensions post-install. Tarball is 4,37GB. Still uploading. ETA ~10m.

I have done it in the past and it did work. Let's see. You're right about checking Apple's sig. You're a zapstore publisher, I trust you bro ๐
My off-site backup of my server congested the uplink. A few more minutes. ๐
Here you go: https://testd.uber8.space/
Will be afk for an hour or so. Let me know it works.
Will do
Finally downloaded and extracted: "You canโt use this version of the application โXcodeโ with this version of macOS." ๐ญ
Are you not on MacOS 15 ?