Companies be like:

Click here to Unsubscribe from our emails!

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Are you sure you want to unsubscribe?

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How about just changing your preferences?

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We promise to only send 10 every 5 minutes instead!

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Congrats, you just signed up for all of our emails!

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My favorite is the final desperate email that says “This email is to confirm you’ve unsubscribed from our emails. Was this a mistake? If someone unsubscribed for you and you’d still like to get our emails, click here!” 🤣🤣🤣

Right? Or “please type your email to confirm”.

Stop trying to bait me…I don’t want your emails Clorox!

Email is essentially the worst. I don't think anyone likes it anymore. Decades of non-stop spam and email marketing ruined it.

Yes and I heardAshton Kutcher is trying to turn text messaging into the new email.

So bad! Mine is essentially a to-do list and filing system. As a IT pro yourself you’ll get this, but they claimed Slack/Teams et. al would replace email…nope just another point of comms management. It’s terrible!

Sadly, it’s why I don’t answer my phone from random people anymore. I get more spam/scam than I do actual calls.