I slept 0 hours last night. Not a single wink of sleep was had.

I sleep 8 hours every night.

Not GM. Bad morning. I feel like Joan Rivers after her 8th plastic surgery.

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Plastic surgery? This is my completely normal completely unmodified face.

Brutal. The prospect of Greenland being US territory keeping you up? šŸ˜‚

I cannot stop thinking about #52. Or whatever number we’re on now. I don’t think I have the faculties to count this morning🄓

Like Joan Rivers after she revealed that Michelle Obama is a dude?

I did love Joanie for that one. Big Mike!

What?

Never mind looked it up. Joan dgaf lol

Is that why Joan is no longer with us šŸ˜‚

Yeah Barack took her for a paddle board adventure on Martha’s Vineyard

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Get that coffee flowing

Googled ā€œcoffee tsunamiā€ and got this. Idk what it means but I agree

And WHY did you not sleep?