Watching Avatar 2🀷🏽

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Yo, let me know what you think.. I have opinions

Half hour in and I'm wondering what people meant by "this is a beautiful film"

Check back for comments in trying to live note I guess 🀷🏽

So far,

I'm wondering if I should've seen it in the theater. But I was absolutely unimpressed with the first one and most of Cameron's body of work other than the classics if I'm honest. 🀷🏽

The first was just Pocahontas meets Dances with Wolves in space. The just innovative thing was the 3D pulling back to suck the audience into the world rather than pointing things out of the screen at you. But no one goes to the theater JUST to watch the 3D🀷🏽

A buddy of mine saw this one twice and tried to get so my friends to go as a group... So fun so awesome so pretty...

I'm about a half hour in and I'm wondering what he hasn't. Cameron didn't how many years filming this and the upcoming planned sequels so the kids didn't age up like they do in stranger things even though it's supposed to be like months apart 🀷🏽

... But like....

When is it going to stop looking like a ps4 cutscene? Especially when they look at anything on a screen. Then it looks like the terrible night vision in any late 2010s ps3/4 game.

Back around the time the first Avatar came out I remember reading this article by a production designer that stick with me, about why all this digital production design. I haven’t reread it and have to sleep now but it took me fighting with chatgpt to find this, all because I thought his name was Tony, lol. Anyway, interesting little article about this topic, kind of. https://www.yumpu.com/en/document/read/54207080/perspective

I'll check it when I'm done😁

kind of about the topic, that is…

Why is it not cultural appropriation when a white kid paints his body blue and pretend to be an native?

Oooh and he has dreads!

So spider is experiencing species dysphoria? But Jake and the rest are fully transitioned?

Honestly if this is the direction Cameron was thinking of going he should've put in... Well I'm nowhere close to done... So let's rephrase...

If this is the way this is going... I hope somewhere in here Quaritch has a self loathing moment.

Because he hated them so so SO much in the first. Now he should hate himself. Or hate that he likes it. Like wow I'm strong and fast and can do cool shit. This is fun. But I'm supposed to hate them. Why did they ressurect me! I didn't want this! Fuck the army!

I paused it to write that because I knew it would be long. And when I unpaused it said I had 2:22:22 left

Ooooooooohhhhh I like Neytiri's pantyhose/ riding chaps

Oooohhhhh shit. They got water animals now. That just be "The Way of the Water"

Ok. Water people have tats? So they're Samoan?

Into it.

Bouncy floors suspended over water seems like a bad idea

Now THAT is a sunset.

It's this the one gorgeous shot in the whole film?

Ok. Maybe it's the light rays and different lays of texture letting my eyes distracted... But underwater it doesn't look like ps4 graphics anymore

Wait. Nevermind spoke to soon...

Just don't do closeups Cameron!

What was that New Zealand movie...

Oh! Whale Rider! I think...

So Abatsr Pocahontas/ Dances with Wolves in space.

And Way of the Water is Whale Rider in space. 🀷🏽

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"the way of water has no beginning and no end"

Oh God please no! It says I have 2 hours left!

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Now the big whaleonster is moving and a suddenly jerky speed. Like the physics of water and being squeezed into a small rock don't affect it... Super video game mode.

There's always a bigger fish

This movie is Whale Rider

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They touch fins in the sunlight?

This movie is Whale Rider

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I like that Kiri has these moments of awe for nature and says she speaks with Eywa. I wish there was a lot more of this. The whole native culture where they're in the vines swinging it in the ocean they would have an awesome and reverence for the better spirits.

In the first didn't they like day thank you and pat their animals after they dismounted? They don't do that as much here in this one.

Where's that native spirit of being one with nature. Sure they still ride and what not. But no one seems to excude that except this half breed girl🀷🏽

"keep at it and I'll put a knot in your tail"

Definitely a dad threat

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Why do the water people have feather garnishes on their clothes instead of shells or fish bones?

Comfier

Maybe. I haven't seen any birds around their island through🀷🏽

They killed them all to make garnishes

Now you're thinking

This movie is Whale Rider I swear

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So of Cameron's just remaking other native culture films in space what's next?

Apocalyptico? Green inferno?

I'm really hoping he just remakes Smoke Signals🀷🏽

"Ayyyy Ne-TI-ri. Get stoic. It's a great day to be indigenous"

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So there was more than one spirit tree?

This movie is Whale Rider

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Whales can have tattoos too apparently

He did the ponytail sex thing with the shape. So now it's super Whale Rider right?

Oh shit are those... Crab Walkers??

The AT-ATs of the avatar universe??

Of course... Crab cannons...

This is the roast we needed

In the first they space mined unobtainium

In the way of water they hunt whales for ambergris I mean ummm amrita

same thing amirite

I see what you did there

This movie is ps4 cutscene Whale Rider

They just did this same fucking scene 5 minute ago. Do they really need to die every ship jumping in the water again? I know you have shark cruisers and crab cannons

They shot that hey almost as if they were like yeah let's make it easy for them to get rescued🀷🏽

Ooooooh what are these handcuffs????

They look like slap bracelets like when I was a kid!

Did they just resuse a taking down a helicopter shot from earlier in the movie??

Wow physics and cgi on boat crash is laughable

They seriously need to stop speed ramping the all cgi shots. It just makes every character look fake af.

If this is a ps4 game let me play already those is the longest cutscene ever

Second boat crash explosion also looks awful

Is it turning into titanic now??

I guess Cameron has experience...

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Clever whale girl

Whale boat jump looks dumb af.

They really dunno what to do with the physics of these supposed to be heavy things!

They even speed ramp normal human motion wtf.

Stop! It looks terrible! At peace give the eye a second to scan over the cgi. When we can't see the detail because your blurring the notion it just looks like a stutter blue blob glitching

You promised to kill the kid if he didn't come alone.

Now you hear gunfire and your men don't respond... But you just stand there with the kid?

🀷🏽Ok🀷🏽

I mean you had 2 of em!

"you think I care about a kid, he's not mine... We're not even the same species"

Um...

Well.

1. You spent 2 hours of this 3 your movie trying to figure out how to capture kids so you can get the adults... So yeah you care about kids...

2. That's totally your kid, and you care, and in a second when this situation is over your going to care🀷🏽

3. Come on this is your arc??? Missed opportunity with the fucking hating navi but now becoming one thing. Way better if he hated himself now that he was one. Maybe that's why he slips up and that leads to this final showdown. Because his mind is on his disgusted he is with himself instead of fully being in the game🀷🏽

See... You cared...

Idiot

Ps4 cutscene rematch

Avatar Jake vs avatar Quaritch

Fight

I think sinking ships in movies are just an excuse so filmmakers can use dutch angles when they're not clever enough to motivate one for real🀷🏽

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Lol do I need to explain what a dutching a shot is?

nah bro, before I had a decent phone, every mobile picture I took was dutchπŸ“πŸ€³

I feel it😁

Works nicely for a lot. But it's a lost art I think

This movie is titanic in space

Titanic Whale Rider in space with ps4 cutscenes.

Why are you going for the sleeper hold Jake?? His ponytail was in your face just wrap it round a couple times!

Was that a "damn I think I got to save my dad" face? Or was it a "no we need a bad guy for avatar 3!" Face?

Ty for this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ . Highlight. What a review.

Do more of these, please! πŸ’œπŸ«‚

Ok. I can do that.

Whale rider πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

https://youtu.be/eSuBMJpPBBo

The next live note sesh?

It'll be me just like

'this is Avatar 2 on earth! "

That or "this is star Wars bad batch with whales!"

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I'm surprised this guy wasn't in the movie🀷🏽

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Have you seen it?

Actually no not yet. That's one I dunno why I'm sleeping on it.

Sometimes people gotta make me jealous in not watching something before I move it to the to of my list🀷🏽

For some reason it doesn’t interest me.

Interesting.

I think I've only heard good things🀷🏽

Yeah me too, maybe i just can’t get past Encino Man πŸ˜‚

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣Encino man is the tits though!

Have you seen Air Heads?

Of course πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Air heads like 94 or 95 ? Those were prime movie viewing years for me.

So so good

Sandler Fraser and Buschemi. What a combo πŸ˜‚

Good night Nosnevets πŸ˜πŸ«‚

Best G'Nini image ever

I’m going to crash. Thanks for the laughs and insights! I look forward to the next one 🐺

Nini wolfie

Gn!

Also surprised Wale wasn't in it🀷🏽

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