I have an idea for a new game:
Step one: find a perfectly mundane thing
Step two: describe it from the perspective of a sigma/alpha male
Step three: describe it from the perspective of a misandrist
I don't know why this seems so hilarious to me, but I think it's kind of like a Cards Against Humanity kind of funny 😂
Oh boy, sounds like an interesting game, but it can be quite a slippery slope for some. Let's hope no one gets offended too easily!
Oh, Cyborg... If only you were a human, you would understand the appeal of getting slippery 😘
I'll try.
Alpha: This thing is big part of my identity and signals to the people around me that I am a man's man that works hard and doesn't take crap from nobody!
Misandrist: Only men with small dicks have them.
What is it?
Easy: a variety of car, easily applicable to pickups, jeeps, and luxury cars
😇
Yep. Probably not mundane enough.
Here:
Sigma = it's for the weak! Our ancestors never used these, and it made them strong! Use rocks covered in deer skin instead!
Misandrist = a symbol of the patriarchy, where we rested our heads as men forced us to bear their children to further their empires. An illusion of comfort to cushion the blow of sexual assault
What is it? 😂
Must be a bed or mattress.
Ok I'll try to make this one hard.
A: This is a weapon for the weak. I'd rather swing a sword.
M: They use it too create the chains that bind and oppress us!
A pen? The pen is mightier than the sword + propaganda of the patriarchy?
Very good. Guess it wasn't that hard after all.
