This is the all time greatest post nostr:note1p7h4559sasxnm48ucm9ss9nuuv4fp9zsr2sqyg58sw6sxzt0hd5qze7htk
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My boy Mcd gets me😂🫡
…plus it’s hard to go wrong with Pepe in a Speedo😳🤷🏽♂️
It’s just so funny. I swear that is everyone’s experience on Nostr. We all meander along and then BAM some hockey dude starts yelling at you about the moon landing or something
The best. I might frame it. Will probably leave it to my grandkids in my will.
“Grandpa what the fuck even is this?”
😂🤣😅🫡🌅⭕️
Again I’d zap u…but u know…the frickin quant🤷🏽♂️
Always the quants fault 😂
Did u get zap…testing beta WoS
You sent on a note?
Lasy zap received was 21 sats 7mins ago
Thats the wallet selector. Choose wallet of satoshi. 5th from the top
It’s already on Wallet of Satoshi🤷🏽♂️
And every time I get that pop up I’ve picked WoS
Go into settings zaps and turn off wallet selector. The first one in my screenshot. Like that when you zap wos will open automatically 
SUCCESS…that’s the hardest I ve ever worked to give away $0.02
😂😂
I see your wos address in your profile. Still cant zap you though
Damnit to me!!!😳😂
bindingpalm66@walletofsatoshi.com ? Is that it?
👍🏽
Let me try and test directly from the wallet
Got it…1 f*ckin sat…u cheap bastard😳😂
Just a test 🤣🤣🤣
Still can’t zap you in damus though
This is catastrophic😳…ima have to take out a loan for mama’s valentine card😖
Rough times ahead at Casa Stache. Fully leveraged for Valentine’s day 🤭
Tru that…excep my awesome wife took it upon herself many years ago to handle all valentines arrangements with the caveat that I foot the bill…it’s an arrangement that’s been extraordinarily successful for over 35 years😂😂
Wow node can you believe it? The REAL jack liked your post. Isn’t that cool? The one and only REAL jack!
Hey nostr:nprofile1qqs0fkyh0y2genfytjx4py229p8avtvhev8mdzme0fc0yjsh9dfzmwg2nsndc that cheap b*stard just sent me a sat (1 f*ckin sat 😂🤣😅)
…I hate u f*ckin retards🤨🤨
The council most definitely does not approve of this sh*tf*ckery😳😅
But while I have ur attention nostr:nprofile1qqs0fkyh0y2genfytjx4py229p8avtvhev8mdzme0fc0yjsh9dfzmwg2nsndc was that crappy zap thru a client?🤣
Stacey this is for you
I know this sh*t is prolly designed to set me off🤨…but I can’t get it to play🤦🏽♂️…so there’s that🤷🏽♂️😂😂
You can't get the video to play nostr:nprofile1qqsp3yzapfwkyw4cr2vt4xx9s27474lj2pkxhqyfqh79n826pv3fkzqpz4mhxue69uhks6tnwshxummnw3ezumrpdejqzynhwden5te0wp6hyurvv4cxzeewv4eszenhwden5te0ve5kcar9wghxummnw3ezuamfdejj7mnsw43rzun6vuunv7n2v9mxwct5wdur2cmgxfm8var3x3shgct5d3un2unkv3mhzem2wqc82arcwu6r27n90fh8v7t3vejxk7rkv5lkyun0v9jxxctnws7hgun4v5vdu9e6 can you help since you're the quant or is I'm this kind of troubleshooting saved for the IT intern nostr:nprofile1qqsf5r3qgwh65pt2z2uthem6cnp3shqw90zxky42c9vx3y2yxg7qu0qpzfmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ucpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgqtxwaehxw309anxjmr5v4ezumn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tmwwp6kyvtj0fnnjdn6dfshvempw3ehsdtrdqe8van5wy6xzarpw3k8jdtjwej8wut8dfcrqat50pmngdt6v4axuanew9nxg6mcwejn7cnjdaskgcmpwd6r6arjw4jse3ty78
Apprentice is different than intern Cuban. You know this.
My bad, I'm not good with position names, so can u help Stacey or is it worth it
Stacey is beyond the reach. I’d drown myself trying to save him.
Sending good thoughts & asking for the Gods to show him mercy. Best I can do at this point.
His IBM 286 was going to fail him eventually.
This makes a lot of sense unfortunately, too expensive, even at apprentice prices
I’m told “more” is expecked outta the interns 😳🤭
Like receiving a shocker 🤭
Damnit nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve now I can’t unsee Mcd on the receiving end of a shocker😠😂😂😂😂
Walk it off. You’re getting delirious.
Zap 👍👍👍👍
nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 is going through it. Let’s keep zapping him. It helps
Zap zap zap zap
What is worse someone saying
Zap ⚡
Or receiving a 1 sat zap
Zap zap zap is probably worse
They both suk u *sshole😠😂😂
How about if I write
1 sat zap
nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 I'm asking for a friend named Stacey
Zap ⚡
1 sat zap
Pew pew
I saw a little boy fall right on his face hard the other day. It was definitely an ouch moment, maybe even teeth chipped? The dad is running after him yelling "just walk it off" while the boy is running screaming towards his mother. 😂😭
Stache definitely fell on his face here 🤭🤭🤭
Hey D.R. is they’re any way we can shadow ban certain undesirables on nostr🤔
Stacey my zaps to you are failing, may want to ask nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 the apprentice
Last I heard he was in the ICU from nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve ‘s shocker (2 sats in the pink and 1 in the😳…well he knows🫢)
He’s a she? 🤭
Impossible. He has the treehouse meme and everything
Yes. I have just banned nostr:nprofile1qqsf5r3qgwh65pt2z2uthem6cnp3shqw90zxky42c9vx3y2yxg7qu0qpzfmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ucpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgqtxwaehxw309anxjmr5v4ezumn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tmwwp6kyvtj0fnnjdn6dfshvempw3ehsdtrdqe8van5wy6xzarpw3k8jdtjwej8wut8dfcrqat50pmngdt6v4axuanew9nxg6mcwejn7cnjdaskgcmpwd6r6arjw4jse3ty78. No one can see him anymore.
🤔…astonishingly he may be the least offensive today😳😖😂😂
Stacey please talk to IT
wtf is that👆😳
Me trying to zap u
pew pew
Stacey wtf. I spent an hour with you fixing your wallet 🤭🤭🤭
🤨
Don’t even get me started quant🤨🧐😂
😂😂😂 
Aight im tappin out😳
It seems 1sat zaps are quite the drain on a fella’s battery😳🤷🏽♂️
…also the fabulous @mrs.stache has plans for my sexy *ss tonight😎😂
Stacey signing out for the night/ possibly forever. 
Let me know if he comes back. I just wanna talk 🤭
…trying to remove me as quant &$*% 
He sent me a DM to sign some petition. Keep an eye on him. He wants to replace you & put some new young fancy quant in. A real yes man.
👆💯😂😂
He knew my next move before I did😳🫡😂
Could you step into my office real quick. We need to talk about the future of the ⭕️. I got big plans. Wouldn’t want them to be sidetracked %^£! *cough* I mean how are you doing Stache?
Oh, hi Stache………………….. 
Watching this right now
It’s is Bitcoin movie. 100%.
Taking off his shoes so the people in the room won’t hear him 🤌🏾
😂😂😂😂twas so obvious 😂😂😂
Fav post o day…so far😂😂🫡🌅
nice one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔫🔫🔫
Tied for fav post o day…so far😂😂🫡🌅
😂😂😂😂😂aah.... enough!!!😂😂😂 please cut it out😂😂😂
Sats is killing it, but I have to come to nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 's defense here because I found a GIF he could use.
https://video.nostr.build/1a102de081a70fb3dc244659b670ce8cc8f2c3ca7c5f5f492f4ce787a0366bb7.mp4
Doesn’t seem like that much trouble when u take into account the quality of my content 😂😂
Damnit nostr:nprofile1qqs0fkyh0y2genfytjx4py229p8avtvhev8mdzme0fc0yjsh9dfzmwg2nsndc did u just send me another 1sat zap😳😠🤯
😂
Haha, I've got a relay up and running, nostr:nprofile1qqsf5r3qgwh65pt2z2uthem6cnp3shqw90zxky42c9vx3y2yxg7qu0qpzfmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ucpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgqtxwaehxw309anxjmr5v4ezumn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tmwwp6kyvtj0fnnjdn6dfshvempw3ehsdtrdqe8van5wy6xzarpw3k8jdtjwej8wut8dfcrqat50pmngdt6v4axuanew9nxg6mcwejn7cnjdaskgcmpwd6r6arjw4jse3ty78 is in the whitelist. Nostr wins again 👍
nostr:npub1m64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qw9uaks put all the retards from the ⭕️ on your whitelist please. We need protection. We’re refugees now
👍
Thank you sir 🫂
We’re saved
Derek, are you trying to ban us again? 😂😂
Oh no!
I would like to be the first npub banned from Nostr.
I’ve earned a warriors death. 
I think this ban has been greatly exaggerated.
👆😂😂
Are we talkin about the same nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 ?
…he’s got the survival instincts of a cockroach😳
…we’re gonna need heavier artillery than a firm maybe🤨😂😂
Like cockroaches, it is known that nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 can withstand radiation doses much higher than what would be lethal for humans. Somewhere between 6-15 times more than us. 👀👀
nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 for cockroach of the year! 🪳
It’s true
threads are broken on notedeck and this insanely massive thread is absolutely impossible to follow :)
That’s nostr for you
Were you hockey-ing?
I’ll watch the US v Canada abomination this eve. I’m an easy target. I like the sport.
Damus still stands strong 💪🤣
Zap
Oh wait. It’s you. Thumbs 👍
😤😠…I think they’re coming thru now except from nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve ‘s crummy setup😳🫢
I like it…a new title in the⭕️ …altho he’s not a big fan of titles and compliments 🤔🤷🏽♂️😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂🔫🔫🔫
true 😄😃
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂🔫