One fun aspect of cybersecurity is that smart attackers almost always wait for a late night on a weekend or holiday when they expect targets guards to be down.
Which is my way of saying last night was interesting. It was also the first time I ever had an attacker send me a dick pic. They must have been incredibly frustrated that we foiled their attempt! 😇
A flaccid attempt...
Can you describe what system you used to detect the attack?
how was their dick on a scale of 1 to 10?
was it like 🍄 or more like 🍆?
the people need answers jameson!
i would bet that this tweet won´t age well
Yesterday I got a phishing email that was disguised as a verification email for a company, and the email looked legit except for the “Hi, Nigger. Thank you for joining…”
That’s not how you set a recovery photo!
