The goal is to have your grandkids in absolute disbelief.
"You've sent HOW MANY sats to random internet strangers, grandad?!?!"
The goal is to have your grandkids in absolute disbelief.
"You've sent HOW MANY sats to random internet strangers, grandad?!?!"
⚡️💜🌎🧡⚡️
Sent a whole sat to Gigi on this note.
Psychopath.
I still don’t have zap notes 😭 only profiles and sucks when it’s not on there ⚡️
Look into https://snort.social if you cant wait
"My dad has a whole satoshi"
Random kid, year XXXX?🤔
.... and you recharged your wallet using Bisq and coinjoined afterwards? Fucking legend ...
+ „Legend!“
„you do know that one of these, you call it zaps, could buy us a whole house today?“
🫡
Listen listen, you have to understand, sats were like $100 bills back then
So everyone wants to have their own pizza day... 🙃
“Did I ever tell you about the story of the trillion sat pizza?”
Grandad, 50k sats for a pizza!!
#[0]
Rinse and repeat

I've got a whole violet 💜 and it's yours
You see this book kids? Daddy once sent 88 satoshis to it’s author to support his craft, and thats why I don’t have money to send you both to college anymore 🤣
#[2]
Can you send me a 88 sats invoice so this will be a true story? 🙏✌️⚡️
You'll have to be quick.
lightning:LNBC880N1P3LJGHCPP5748YXUKTNW9822L0AHVR4PJFCYVX2K4W5MCDC780VV89NXLT3GFQDQQCQZPGXQRRSSSP5ZUKPS7ZQE60SZDYNQQ8NNXZQFXJQWKWJ26DJAJVZFXK02PKJ6QRS9QYYSSQ7P2S6N08XY252GQQYGA635E3DRH77YAT4V7VG8WPGZS2ADX0NLKN0L0NFW44PSPXR7SZ5S54SFTDKGD8HVGTWV28ZSJFGNXNGL8KFAQPG0WK40
Was too late 🤦♂️
I am making jt my life goal that those sats will find their way to your wallet
i am a satoshi beggar
please send random sat to me
for you karma sat
😆
It was the best of times.
It was the worst of times.
"Grandpa, are you saying that this house that we are staying right now was bought using the sats that random strangers zapped you on 25th Feb 2023?"
"That's right, in fact, 3 houses."
when 1 sat = 1 USD we are all going to look so crazy🤣