The goal is to have your grandkids in absolute disbelief.

"You've sent HOW MANY sats to random internet strangers, grandad?!?!"

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Sent a whole sat to Gigi on this note.

Psychopath.

I still don’t have zap notes 😭 only profiles and sucks when it’s not on there ⚡️

Look into https://snort.social if you cant wait

Will

Do thanks! I’m on mobile (iOS) more than my pc for the most part. But will check it out ⚡️

Should work in safari but you have to trust it your key..

Why not? What app doesn't have Zaps?!

I can “zap” if it’s in their profile. Damus non TestFlight doesn’t have the zap notes until it’s released

"My dad has a whole satoshi"

Random kid, year XXXX?🤔

.... and you recharged your wallet using Bisq and coinjoined afterwards? Fucking legend ...

+ „Legend!“

„you do know that one of these, you call it zaps, could buy us a whole house today?“

🫡

Listen listen, you have to understand, sats were like $100 bills back then

So everyone wants to have their own pizza day... 🙃

We just gave away 1M sats.. hopefully our grandkids will have mercy on us. 🙏

You did??

Yes, we hid a 1M sats wallet in OPA and the first to found it got all the sats

For the record, somebody found a way to crack the wallet with only 10 words…

“Did I ever tell you about the story of the trillion sat pizza?”

Why so many 69 sats, Grandma?

😂🤣

Grandad, 50k sats for a pizza!!

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Rinse and repeat

I've got a whole violet 💜 and it's yours

You see this book kids? Daddy once sent 88 satoshis to it’s author to support his craft, and thats why I don’t have money to send you both to college anymore 🤣

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Can you send me a 88 sats invoice so this will be a true story? 🙏✌️⚡️

You'll have to be quick.

lightning:LNBC880N1P3LJGHCPP5748YXUKTNW9822L0AHVR4PJFCYVX2K4W5MCDC780VV89NXLT3GFQDQQCQZPGXQRRSSSP5ZUKPS7ZQE60SZDYNQQ8NNXZQFXJQWKWJ26DJAJVZFXK02PKJ6QRS9QYYSSQ7P2S6N08XY252GQQYGA635E3DRH77YAT4V7VG8WPGZS2ADX0NLKN0L0NFW44PSPXR7SZ5S54SFTDKGD8HVGTWV28ZSJFGNXNGL8KFAQPG0WK40

Was too late 🤦‍♂️

I am making jt my life goal that those sats will find their way to your wallet

Doubtful, was still good just now

It says it has a problem routing this payment on the lightning network

Doesn’t that mean that it already has been paid?

Hmmm not sure but maybe there were no clear channels to route. Usually will say the invoice has expired or been paid otherwise

i am a satoshi beggar

please send random sat to me

for you karma sat

😆

It was the best of times.

It was the worst of times.

"Grandpa, are you saying that this house that we are staying right now was bought using the sats that random strangers zapped you on 25th Feb 2023?"

"That's right, in fact, 3 houses."

when 1 sat = 1 USD we are all going to look so crazy🤣