A string walks into a bar and orders a Moscow Mule and the bartender says we don’t serve your kind here ..

She goes outside, tosses herself on the ground. Rubs some dirt all over herself - basically just goes bat shit crazy and then she calmly walks back into the bar

The bartender: “I **told** you we don’t serve your kind, no strings attached here.

Me: “GFY, I’m a frayed knot 🪢 “

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