WHOS IN CHARGE OF DAD JOKES ON #NOSTR ? DROP’EM BELOW 👇

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WHOS IN CHARGE OF DAD JOKES ON #NOSTR ? DROP’EM BELOW 👇

#asknostr a.nos.lol

It's before the watershed, I'll keep them on

Chief Shitpost Officer Reporting for duty sir!

My friend inherited the family double glazing firm.

He became very rich, in fact he became a mullion heir

Why do astronauts use linux?

Cause u can't open windows in space

😎

Kids questions

Who is your hero? My dad

Who is your hero afraid of? My mom

What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

Dam

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That’s my one and only joke.

A string walks into a bar and orders a Moscow Mule and the bartender says we don’t serve your kind here ..

She goes outside, tosses herself on the ground. Rubs some dirt all over herself - basically just goes bat shit crazy and then she calmly walks back into the bar

The bartender: “I **told** you we don’t serve your kind, no strings attached here.

Me: “GFY, I’m a frayed knot 🪢 “

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Winz Splash 💦 Over

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he never lands….

This joke never gets old.