Just completed a painting activity with the plebling. Preschooler kept handing me brushes to wash throughout. I waited for 3-4 brushes at a time. He asked why?

(I begin a 🔥 lecture about opportunity costs, time being our most precious/valuable resource, and mortality/celestial transfers)

Preschooler: “I don’t want to go to Heaven.”

Me: “Why not? You don’t want to be with me and your mom?”

Preschooler: “You’re not going to be there.”

😳 😅 😬