You mean it’s not just a decoration anymore?

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Nope 🥹💜 though tbf it was more of a weapon than a decoration 🤣😂🙏🏽

It is thicc...

It’s not the size of the book but how you use it??

💯% a book this big has to be handled with care. Could knock someone’s head off by accident 🙈🙉. Ooo imagine reading in bed and dropping it on your face 😭😰 worse than a hardback 🥲

Worse even than an iPhone to the face, or a whole wad of penis butter

Ooo I’ve taken an iPhone to the face when I was half asleep, that one hurt 🥹💯💯

🤣😂🤣😂 penis butter will follow me to the ends of the earth 😂😂😂🤣🙏🏽 penis butter to the face would be a sad day indeed 😱 pretty sure it’s infection 🤔

omg don’t get me started on the “that looks infected” jokes

🤣🤣😂🤣 wait, there’s infection jokes? 🤣🤣👀

Of course! Jokes about all things are possible.

I believe there are no rules but word to the wise, there may also be consequences.

😳

Wow.

This reply has got me stoked! We are absolutely 💯 on the same wavelength because I was thinking of exactly this example and writing about “the slap heard ‘round the world” to reference this exact moment in my reply but I took it out for some reason and you replied with the exact thing I had in my mind 🤯

#nostr is something else guys the resonance here is off the hook

Most Bullshit I Have Ever Been 🤤

❤️ nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx

Yessss I knew you meant that slap! I had a feeling 😳 nostr is special 💯🫂. Dude, we are totally on the same wavelength 🫡💯💯😎 it’s spooky. I’m sending you pictures of penguins right now 💯💯🤙🏽. Let me know if you get them 🙏🏽

Mmmmm I am maybe not on the penguin wavelength and unfortunately when I search my phone for “penguin” this is what you get.

So that’s a bit of a left turn 🤣 https://video.nostr.build/6a3483959a761dc791be5f1666cf9cb9dda61951c634a8ab568bd3578f2af456.mp4

To be fair I was thinking about pingu!! 😍💯🫂

Ahh the old Netflix and chill, never fall for that, they never want to just watch a film 🤔🤣😂🤣

Netflix and just the tip? Just to see how it feels.

🤣🤣🤣 60% of the time, it works every time 👉🏻

Did you put your milkshake out in the yard again?

And now for something completely the same

nostr:note103q9yxzxz43nqkakyf2rdt6kdz69xxf8u0ynye3y6y6ra6jdnt9q0ww5k6

It’s green 🙉

Wife’s fav colour 💚

😂😂🤣😂🙏🏽

But like say someone brings something to show you, you may reply with a cheeky “oooo that looks infected” for the lulz.

I like to say this about damaged aircraft parts for example.

Something: *is obviously broken*

Me: “That looks infected.”

Them: *crowd goes wild*

Another one I like is pointing to an obvious problem someone has already found and in a very exaggerated fashion say, (or raise your voice for EXTRA sarcasm) “There’s your problem!”

*everyone nods in agreement*

This is brilliant 😂🤣😂 I’m gonna try this 💯💯🙏🏽🤣