Damn thatโ€™s thick ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿฝ excited for this one ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ

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One of the best! ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ

Iโ€™ve heard great things ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿฅน Iโ€™m so excited to read it. Bloody big though ๐Ÿคฏ

๐Ÿคฃ. It goes much faster than Dostoyevsky.

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑ really? Damn ๐Ÿ”ฅ

#catstr #feetstr

I knew it! #sweatybooks confirmed

Tetsu ! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’œ

shamememe.exe

sha-mememe

Esharaโ€™s eshpecially eshamed

ESharless gal

King Eโ€™Charles

Are you guys speaking Elvish or Klingon ? ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’œ

Tardet

๐Ÿฅน

Loved it

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’œ I hear it reads fast ๐Ÿฅน

Iโ€™ve heard good things about Tom jones recently

You mean itโ€™s not just a decoration anymore?

Nope ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’œ though tbf it was more of a weapon than a decoration ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ

It is thicc...

Itโ€™s not the size of the book but how you use it??

๐Ÿ’ฏ% a book this big has to be handled with care. Could knock someoneโ€™s head off by accident ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰. Ooo imagine reading in bed and dropping it on your face ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฐ worse than a hardback ๐Ÿฅฒ

Worse even than an iPhone to the face, or a whole wad of penis butter

Ooo Iโ€™ve taken an iPhone to the face when I was half asleep, that one hurt ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ penis butter will follow me to the ends of the earth ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ penis butter to the face would be a sad day indeed ๐Ÿ˜ฑ pretty sure itโ€™s infection ๐Ÿค”

omg donโ€™t get me started on the โ€œthat looks infectedโ€ jokes

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ wait, thereโ€™s infection jokes? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘€

Of course! Jokes about all things are possible.

I believe there are no rules but word to the wise, there may also be consequences.

๐Ÿ˜ณ

Wow.

This reply has got me stoked! We are absolutely ๐Ÿ’ฏ on the same wavelength because I was thinking of exactly this example and writing about โ€œthe slap heard โ€˜round the worldโ€ to reference this exact moment in my reply but I took it out for some reason and you replied with the exact thing I had in my mind ๐Ÿคฏ

#nostr is something else guys the resonance here is off the hook

Most Bullshit I Have Ever Been ๐Ÿคค

โค๏ธ nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx

Yessss I knew you meant that slap! I had a feeling ๐Ÿ˜ณ nostr is special ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿซ‚. Dude, we are totally on the same wavelength ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜Ž itโ€™s spooky. Iโ€™m sending you pictures of penguins right now ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿฝ. Let me know if you get them ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ

Mmmmm I am maybe not on the penguin wavelength and unfortunately when I search my phone for โ€œpenguinโ€ this is what you get.

So thatโ€™s a bit of a left turn ๐Ÿคฃ https://video.nostr.build/6a3483959a761dc791be5f1666cf9cb9dda61951c634a8ab568bd3578f2af456.mp4

To be fair I was thinking about pingu!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿซ‚

Ahh the old Netflix and chill, never fall for that, they never want to just watch a film ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Netflix and just the tip? Just to see how it feels.

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ 60% of the time, it works every time ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป

Did you put your milkshake out in the yard again?

And now for something completely the same

nostr:note103q9yxzxz43nqkakyf2rdt6kdz69xxf8u0ynye3y6y6ra6jdnt9q0ww5k6

Itโ€™s green ๐Ÿ™‰

Wifeโ€™s fav colour ๐Ÿ’š

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ

But like say someone brings something to show you, you may reply with a cheeky โ€œoooo that looks infectedโ€ for the lulz.

I like to say this about damaged aircraft parts for example.

Something: *is obviously broken*

Me: โ€œThat looks infected.โ€

Them: *crowd goes wild*

Another one I like is pointing to an obvious problem someone has already found and in a very exaggerated fashion say, (or raise your voice for EXTRA sarcasm) โ€œThereโ€™s your problem!โ€

*everyone nods in agreement*

This is brilliant ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m gonna try this ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿคฃ

Thereโ€™s a thicc hashtag?! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ amazing, nostr really is growing ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿซ‚

I just made it?

I know Iโ€™m teasing ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜‚

Good! LOL

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿซ‚

Getting teased by Eshara is a highlight of the day!

โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿซ‚

๐Ÿฅน

๐Ÿคฉ

By the time you finish reading, you will be in granny. ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’œ

The cat in the background is in danger if you drop it

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ not gonna lie I had to take the photo fast because I was worried ๐Ÿ˜ฑ she kept following me and I thought, this could be bad ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿคฃ

Count of Monte Cristo is one of my favorite books though.

Almost the only book I read for a class in high school that I remember the plot of ๐Ÿ˜‚

Everyone seems to love it, my expectations are through the roof now ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฏ.

Haha amazing - so cool you got to read that! What else did you have to read? We mainly did Shakespeare and one book by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie called โ€˜Purple Hibiscusโ€™