Damn thatโs thick ๐ค๐ฝ excited for this one ๐ฏ๐ฏ
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Damn thatโs thick ๐ค๐ฝ excited for this one ๐ฏ๐ฏ
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#catstr #feetstr
Iโve heard good things about Tom jones recently 
You mean itโs not just a decoration anymore?
Nope ๐ฅน๐ though tbf it was more of a weapon than a decoration ๐คฃ๐๐๐ฝ
It is thicc...
Itโs not the size of the book but how you use it??
๐ฏ% a book this big has to be handled with care. Could knock someoneโs head off by accident ๐๐. Ooo imagine reading in bed and dropping it on your face ๐ญ๐ฐ worse than a hardback ๐ฅฒ
Worse even than an iPhone to the face, or a whole wad of penis butter
Ooo Iโve taken an iPhone to the face when I was half asleep, that one hurt ๐ฅน๐ฏ๐ฏ
๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐ penis butter will follow me to the ends of the earth ๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐ฝ penis butter to the face would be a sad day indeed ๐ฑ pretty sure itโs infection ๐ค
omg donโt get me started on the โthat looks infectedโ jokes
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ wait, thereโs infection jokes? ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐
Of course! Jokes about all things are possible.
I believe there are no rules but word to the wise, there may also be consequences.
๐ณ 
Wow.
This reply has got me stoked! We are absolutely ๐ฏ on the same wavelength because I was thinking of exactly this example and writing about โthe slap heard โround the worldโ to reference this exact moment in my reply but I took it out for some reason and you replied with the exact thing I had in my mind ๐คฏ
#nostr is something else guys the resonance here is off the hook
Most Bullshit I Have Ever Been ๐คค
โค๏ธ nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx

Yessss I knew you meant that slap! I had a feeling ๐ณ nostr is special ๐ฏ๐ซ. Dude, we are totally on the same wavelength ๐ซก๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ itโs spooky. Iโm sending you pictures of penguins right now ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ค๐ฝ. Let me know if you get them ๐๐ฝ
Mmmmm I am maybe not on the penguin wavelength and unfortunately when I search my phone for โpenguinโ this is what you get.
So thatโs a bit of a left turn ๐คฃ https://video.nostr.build/6a3483959a761dc791be5f1666cf9cb9dda61951c634a8ab568bd3578f2af456.mp4
To be fair I was thinking about pingu!! ๐๐ฏ๐ซ
Ahh the old Netflix and chill, never fall for that, they never want to just watch a film ๐ค๐คฃ๐๐คฃ
Netflix and just the tip? Just to see how it feels.
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ 60% of the time, it works every time ๐๐ป
Did you put your milkshake out in the yard again?
But like say someone brings something to show you, you may reply with a cheeky โoooo that looks infectedโ for the lulz.
I like to say this about damaged aircraft parts for example.
Something: *is obviously broken*
Me: โThat looks infected.โ
Them: *crowd goes wild*
Another one I like is pointing to an obvious problem someone has already found and in a very exaggerated fashion say, (or raise your voice for EXTRA sarcasm) โThereโs your problem!โ
*everyone nods in agreement*
This is brilliant ๐๐คฃ๐ Iโm gonna try this ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐๐ฝ๐คฃ
This is the best kind of thicc...
#bookstr #thicc
The cat in the background is in danger if you drop it
๐คฃ๐๐คฃ not gonna lie I had to take the photo fast because I was worried ๐ฑ she kept following me and I thought, this could be bad ๐๐ฝ๐คฃ
Count of Monte Cristo is one of my favorite books though.
Almost the only book I read for a class in high school that I remember the plot of ๐
Everyone seems to love it, my expectations are through the roof now ๐๐ฏ.
Haha amazing - so cool you got to read that! What else did you have to read? We mainly did Shakespeare and one book by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie called โPurple Hibiscusโ