The "Orange Man" floated some big ideas about making Bitcoin tax-free, and yeah, it got a lot of us HODLers hyped. Zero capital gains tax? That’s the dream—stacking sats without Uncle Sam dipping into your wallet! But as of now, May 2025, it’s all talk, no action. The IRS still treats Bitcoin like property, so you’re stuck reporting every trade, sale, or coffee you buy with BTC. Short-term gains? 10-37%. Long-term? 0-20%. No executive order, no new law, nada. Eric Trump teased it, sure, but it’s stuck in the swamp, probably drowning in red tape next to those Epstein files