Nurse: “Can you please come see this patient. He’s really agitated, jumping around, and getting naked.”

Me: “First of all don’t be all judgmental. Getting naked and jumping around on the bed isn’t always weird behavior for a Saturday. I’ll head over.”

(5 minutes later)

Me: “Just saw him. You’re right. The patient needs more valium…or maybe an exorcist.”

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Drugs are bad.

Ironically this was probably happening because bro wasn’t getting drugs inside the hospital that he shouldn’t have been getting outside the hospital in the first place.

They gave me valium before my surgery so I wouldn't care when the injected me with a nerve blocker. They use some hard ass drugs during surgery. No joke.

MMMMMMKAAYY

Mr Mackey ^

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Never dull! 🤣😂

Wise nurse.

But also judgmental 😂

Judgmentally cinic 🤣