If you can get wifey to quit worshipping those golden calves.
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Ain’t giving that up for a video game….
You could always buy her a copy. It supports multiplayer.
You could found a calf worshipping harem, with her as their leader.
😂😂 a calf worshipping harem that gets destroyed by a fire breathing leper who rides into our village on an albino kangaroo eunuch.