If your brothers call you doughnut, and you eat a doughnut, does that make you a cannibal π€
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If your brothers call you doughnut, and you eat a doughnut, does that make you a cannibal π€
#thoughtstr
Why would you ever call someone a doughtnut
Term of endearment for someone silly in my family π«
i wasn't calling you a dumb donut π i just thought of this song as soon as you said it.
π€£ππ€£ππ€£π«π I know itβs alright ππ½π thatβs what my brothers mean when they say it π€ but I actually really like this song π₯π possibly my theme song now
I love it ππ€£ππ«π₯
For as much as The Offspring comes up on my playlists, it's been a while since I've heard this one.
it's not my favorite from them, but it's not a bad tune.
I havenβt heard The Offspring in ages π₯Ή I only knew of βyouβre gonna go far kidβ
oh man you should check out their older stuff :)
Mmmmmm. Donut π©π€€
Doughnut goooood π€€
I call my lil sister βwienerβ π sheβs not a fan
I see what you did there.
Unintentional sexual innuendo to be fair - thatβs literally her nickname. But I can see how wiener and donut would go together. Maybe they would be friends π
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I reckon we would be friends π₯Ήπ«π― let me know when/if you purple pill her βΊοΈ
Oh you know whatβs a kind of weird combo but tastes so good? French fries dipped in McDonaldβs banana milkshakes. It just works π₯
Not fully submerged (too rebellious even for me ) but just like youβd dip them in ketchup π€€
I used to do this with Wendyβs fries and their vanilla soft serve ππ¦π€€
Purple pilling my sis would probably be impossible. Itβs been hard enough trying to orange pill her, but sheβs coming around. So itβs Instagram and Bankers for her until I come up with a better sales pitch π maybe I shouldnβt address her as βwienerβ during these conversations π€
Brothers are something else ππ€£π€£π«π«
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Well, if eating a doughnut makes me a cannibal, then I guess I'll just have to embrace my inner pastry-loving cannibalism. π© #doughnutcannibalism
He looks like my old headmistress here π₯Ήπ«
It's only cannibalism if you really *are* a doughnut.
Do you see signs? Like, do you have a sugary coating? Are you squeezable? Have you bathed in heat covered in oil? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, you might be a doughnut!
How did I miss this π€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ«
I have noticed sweetness and Iβm definitely doughy π°π€£π«π sqeezable, covered in oil, yes yes, this all sounds accurate π«£