6 YEARS AGO: Mark Zuckerberg discovered “smokin’ meats” and began his slow transition into an actual person (he still has a long way to go).

https://v.nostr.build/Bx9CaMvjFIqDO0RM.mov

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I wonder if it helped his balls drop

i think it's been obvious he is a bot since a very long way back

Weird dude

I don't buy it

10 stages to ASCENSION !!!!

Stage 1 - Smoking Meats and BBQ’ing

Stage 2 - A preference for craft beer

Stage 3 - Collecting Bourbon

Stage 4 - An interest in Cigars

Stage 5 - Dabbling in the ways of the carnivore

Stage 6 - Yeah, maybe Joe Rogan isn’t so bad overall!

Stage 7 - Pretend you never rollerbladed EVER and walking back your stance on COVID

Stage 8 - Start wearing a gold chain

Stage 9 - Take an interest in MMA and the UFC

Stage 10 - Become a JRE guest, take a seat in the inner circle of the MAGA fiefdom and become a golden lapdog!

Smoking meats is like smoking meth kids - Not even once!

Classic. What an ascension!

Observing Zuck out in the wild is like watching someone who says all the right things but has learnt the script by reading only, not doing! Definitely a strange cat!

I have an interest in cigars but I’m vegan, never full on conservative but independently thinking, have been listening to JR for a long time…I’m confused about my ascension stage aha (also think I’m on the autistic spectrum but not quite on this level bless him)

Uhhh okay I second thoughts I might be worse 🤦🏼‍♀️

Had to stop at 30 seconds. He’s too cringe and creepy.

Creepy

What is hard though

1 - I know he’s become a billionaire with an aggressive surveillance ad model. Fair play. But really?

Or

2 - at what point am I jealous? It’s so easy to dismiss people as lame when they’re richer, faster, stronger etc than yourself

Ultimately, I wouldn’t say no to being sat next to him at a dinner. Maybe we’d talk about all the BTC he has stashed away… and ofc is “smokin meat”

what's up with his neck joining the t-shirt area? it's like he's wearing a digital skin.

No, he’s a lizard-robot hybrid and always will be.

No Walker, he will never redeem himself even if you do join his PR drive.

Great find

U cant hate on smokin meats

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Who doesn’t love a good cow hunt.

Even lizards eat meat. He doesn't fool me!