The bank just "accidentally" closed my business savings account lmfao

I mean I only had $4 in there but still

On hold 45 mins and counting still trying to clear up

BITCOIN NEVER CLOSED ANY OF MY ACCOUNTS

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FUCK THE BANKS

Bitcoin doesn’t have customer service because IT DONT NEED IT

Dealing with banking literally anywhere is the ultimate orange pill. If you have a business account, send wires, and spend heavy then I don’t care who you are - you fucking HATE banks.

Want to spend more than 5k to pay your trade contractors? Got to spend time and ask permission! Want to wire money to a different jurisdiction? 10 minute call, $30 cuck bucks and 4 business days to β€œclear”! Surprise account closures. Hidden fees. KYC up the ass on everything. Just an absolute quagmire of bullshit.

Yep

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Yeah and if you just put some emergency cash aside for more than a year they will consider your account inactive and send the cash to the Fed. I am not kidding. I had a checking account with 1k in it and those bitches were just going take it.

Wtf!

dude. canada hates you. when are you moving here so that we can hangout more?

I tried 3 times to get a visa, decline everytime

Next time I'll try to cross via mexico should probably have better luck πŸ«‚

so you're saying you need me to find a single friend?

on it.

Yes pls no fatties tho πŸ™πŸ«‚πŸ˜

PART 2

On call with banker, he says he can't open the account right now because the system is down and he'll call me back

BITCOIN SYSTEM IS NEVER DOWN AND I CAN OPEN AN ACCOUNT AT ANYTIME

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