My wife, the podiatrist, was offered a free diabetes monitoring patch by a medical company at work. She doesn't have diabetes.
The dystopian future I had always feared arrived today.
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No more doughnuts?
What I do in my car, in Sainsbury's car park, at 3am is none of your concern 😂
For some reason MH... 
That's 2p towards my new super yacht I'll never get 😂
Wasn't that much! I zapped someone else to see if it was me. They got your sats mate. Soz
