Subnostr

My wife, the podiatrist, was offered a free diabetes monitoring patch by a medical company at work. She doesn't have diabetes.

The dystopian future I had always feared arrived today.

No more doughnuts?

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What I do in my car, in Sainsbury's car park, at 3am is none of your concern 😂

For some reason MH...

That's 2p towards my new super yacht I'll never get 😂

Wasn't that much! I zapped someone else to see if it was me. They got your sats mate. Soz

Look, I can zap 😂

For whatever reason, I can't zap you? 😥

Dam, another 1p gone from my super yacht fund 😂

More concerning is why?

Deja vu

I've heard that phrase somewhere before! 😂

Badum tissss